Long ago, when dragons that spit lasers roamed the lands, Steve Perry rode pterodactyls made of knives through righteous lightning storms, and Nebraska wasn’t a laughable football program, two brothers were immaculately conceived in an 81 Datsun in the shadow of Sanford Stadium with one destiny: to return football commentary to its old form; obsessive, cruel, full of errors, and substance abuse and dick jokes. And there's John who's a Miami fan, so we were surprised he could even spell.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Bowl Wrap Ups - Football Jeezy

Unbelievable. The only pick I pulled out of my ass and I felt horrible about it up until the 2nd quarter of the game itself. Cal grabbed Texas A&M by the short stack and made them their personal fuck-bags for three straight hours. Just as I figured there was NO way I was gonna cover the over, and I was actually ROOTING for A&M to drive it down the field and score, Cal gets the turnover and turns it into the nail in the coffin over 53 score of scores. Now yes I'm gloating just a bit but you have to understand that I haven't made a right pick in weeks folks, especially one that strayed from the Virus'. Anyway, here are the grand totals after last night's action. Also, I need you to post the site you get all your over/under, money line information shit Virus because I wanted to post the two SEC match-ups going on today but I couldn't find anything but the spreads so I decided against it. Anyway, here we go



JEEZY

Fla St. / UCLA

Florida St. Cover - WIN 60

Under - LOSE 40

Alabama/Ok. St.

NO BET

Cal/Texas A&M

Cal Cover - WIN 60

Over - WIN 30

TOTAL - +110
NEW TOTAL - 1,399

VIRUS

Florida St. / UCLA

Florida St. Cover - WIN 60

Alabama/Ok. St.

Alabama Cover - LOSE 50

Under - LOSE 30

Cal/Texas A&M

A&M Cover - LOSE 80

A&M Money Line - LOSE 70

TOTAL - -170
NEW TOTAL - 1,342

Now I'm not gonna talk trash because chances are I did the math wrong here, it's not exactly my strong suit, but it does appear to be the FIRST time EVER! That I'm ahead of the Virus in points...ok so it's only like 50 points but give me a break it's been 3 months of dissapointment, let me enjoy this wonderous calm before the storm....Ahhhhhh....What this REALLY means though is that we're neck and neck in this one and it's anyone's game. So stay tuned, cuz this thing is about to get stickier than Mark Foley's keyboard. And before you ask, NO I WILL NOT STOP MAKING MARK FOLEY JOKES. See you soon.

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