Long ago, when dragons that spit lasers roamed the lands, Steve Perry rode pterodactyls made of knives through righteous lightning storms, and Nebraska wasn’t a laughable football program, two brothers were immaculately conceived in an 81 Datsun in the shadow of Sanford Stadium with one destiny: to return football commentary to its old form; obsessive, cruel, full of errors, and substance abuse and dick jokes. And there's John who's a Miami fan, so we were surprised he could even spell.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

WEEK 14 GAMES AND LINES

Well, the last weekend of college football is upon us. On the down side, it's all we get before the scattershot bowl season opens in a week or two (or three or whatever the schedule says). On the up side, we theoretically get to go out with a bang since it's CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK!!!!!! Except the matchups aren't all that exciting. It was just an accident that the Big East is essentially being decided on Saturday (and also has the best game of the week status for like the 3rd time in 5 weeks). The SEC game should be interesting, but isn't all that sexy (Florida is painfully boring to watch and Arkansas's QB play is borderline abysmal). Who cares about the Big 12 game, and the ACC game is a joke. But, we press on anyway. The games!

Georgia Tech (-2.5)vs. Wake Forest (In Jacksonville)

Arkansas vs. Florida (-3) (In Atlanta)

Nebraska vs. Oklahoma (-3.5) (In Kansas City)

Rutgers @ West Virginia (-9.5)

Those are the marquee games. Since it's the last college football for awhile though, I'm going to make this week a 7 game affair. These three are also up for grabs:

Army @ Navy (-19.5)

USC (-13.5) @ UCLA (home team is kind of a joke here since both schools share the same stadium I think...in any case they're both in LA)

And the SUNDAY SPECTACULAR

Oregon State @ Hawaii (-8)

Because I'm a late slacker and there is no Thursday game to discuss, picks are due by 11:59 pm Friday AND NOT ONE DAMN MINUTE LATER.

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