WEEK 12 POINTS AND WRAP UP...HUH?

Shitballpussyfuckerdickfucksnatchetyrachetybowlingpindildo....Yeah...that's right...the single WORST week in Football Jesus history is finally over. If anyone decided this week would be a good week to take our advice and blow their kids college fund on Michigan and Cal then feel free to send your death threats too...

John Pezzino
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Seriously, don't hold back. We can take it. Anyway, just as last week was the week for the underdog this week the football gods decided they would throw their lot to the favorites here in a big way. Which is fantastic for me in my first ever all-upset-weekend. Well ballsack. Let's get to it....sigh...

Michigan @ Ohio State...Well at least it wasn't a BAD game. Ohio State took the lead in the 1st quarter and never quite let it go for the rest of this back and forth shoot-out. I had my big blue gear ready to go for this upset but you know what...if they should meet again in national championship land...I'm still throwin it to the wolves. Thank GOD for that last minute Michigan drive that scored me my one point for the entire week on a Michigan Cover.

FJ - 1
RV - 1

Auburn @ Alabama...Well I did nail the fact that Alabama has a knack for scaring SEC powerhouses and nailed it again when I said they just can't figure out a way to finish it. Alabama threatened...made some ridiculous two-point conversion decisions...went up by a point...and then sputtered out in the end making that their 4th heartbreaking loss to big name SEC teams.

FJ - 0
RV - 2

This is where it gets ugly...

Cal @ USC...Cal battled early and then USC rolled on the Golden Bears easily beating that ass and covering the spread.

FJ - 0
RV - 0

Maryland @ Boston College...BC was up by 14 by the time I found the channel they were playing on. It didn't get any better from there. Maryland gets absolutely waxed in this match-up.

FJ - 0
RV - 0

Virginia Tech @ Wake Forest...Well the Demon Deacons have their cinderella story absolutely stomped by the Hokies in this one. Another unexciting blowout in ACC land.

FJ - 0
RV - 0

So there you have it. Altogether, the Virus and I totalled a stunning 4 points. If you didn't watch any of the other games this weekend it pretty much went as everyone figured it would. Florida got their first blowout victory, West Virginia got tested and then stomped Pitt in the second half, Miami went down in a ball of bright green and orange flames that marked one of the most ridiculous seasons I've ever seen a powerhouse school have, and Rutgers reminded us why they're Rutgers and blew it to Cincy that left Mark May jerking off in his old Pitt uniform whispering "I told you so, I told you so." So lets get to the total points here.

With this pathetic week the Virus takes a pretty commanding lead coming into the home stretch, adding two to his yet unreachable total...shitfuck

RV - 3
FJ - 1
SC - 0

Total Points:
RV - 32
FJ - 28
SC - 10

Skins:
RV - 5
FJ - 3
SC - 0