WEEK 13 RECAP

Not a proud weekend for the FJ crew, but better than last week's clusterfuck nonetheless. In any case, the best news of the week came out of Athens as UGA pulled themselves off the mat these last few weeks to end the season on a positive note. I'll take going 8-4 if we win at least 2 games against the Big Four (Fla, Tenn, Aub, Ga Tech). I'm also going to do my damndest to get Reggie Ball an extension on his NCAA eligibility and I'm going to lobby the Ga Tech administration to keep Chan Gailey at the helm until he dies. How you can have a weapon like Calvin Johnson and not use him every other play, or how you can have Tashard Choice ripping holes in the UGA front and stop putting the ball in his hands is completely beyond me. Well done Tech. Six straight years, four of which had Captain Ball at the helm, and nothing to show for it. Enjoy your ACC showdown with Wake Forest. My money's already down on the Deacons.

THE RESULTS:

LSU @ Arkansas - Well, I wasn't really off that much with my analysis. McFadden is rapidly becoming the most dangerous player in college football, and with Felix Jones behind him, Arkansas's rush attack is terrifying. However, they need to remember that the game still goes on when the other team has the ball. Russell looked electric on the field, and your defense has failed when they can't contain that moron. Goose eggs all around.

Virus - 0
Jesus - 0
Caned - Fuck it.

Florida @ Florida State - The state of Florida can form a line right now to just suck my balls. Fuck Florida. The US needs to get gonorrhea so Florida will just fall off into the ocean.

Virus - 1
Jesus - 2

South Carolina @ Clemson - I'm just glad UGA plays SC early in the season every year. Spurrier gets his kids playing by the end of the year. A sloppy game all around that ended on a pathetic FG attempt by Jad (?) Dean that would have sent the game into overtime. No arrests, though, so I guess this one will go down as one of the more forgettable chapters in this already forgettable rivalry.

Virus - 0
Jesus - 0

Notre Dame @ USC - In the past few years, people start to get themselves worked into a frenzy about this game because ND usually comes in riding some kind of winning streak and USC is always seen as a soft Pac-10 team. However, ND is usually riding a win streak against the service academies, and USC is one of the fastest, most explosive teams in college football. ND looked like they were standing still in this one as USC charged out early and never looked back. Weis might want to think about recruiting some kids with some speed and not as many east coast Catholics with impossible to spell names.

Virus - 2
Jesus - 0

Wake Forest @ Maryland - Who. Fucking. Cares.

Virus - 2
Jesus - 2

TOTAL FOR WEEK:

Virus: 5 (flip a coin)
Jesus: 4 (tough luck kid!)

OVERALL:

Virus: 37
Jesus: 32
Caned: 10

SKINS:

Virus: 6
Jesus: 3
Caned: 0

TOMORROW: (conference)CHAMPIONSHIP WEEKEND GAMES POSTED!