WEEK 12 GAMES AND LINES

Hey hey kids, the Football Jesus is back with a new weeks worth of games that all of us will get wrong. It's a good thing we weren't around last week, because if any of you had Texas, Cal and Auburn (!!!) going down to Kansas State, Arizona and Georgia, then please give me your address and times you'll be home so I can steal all the nice shit you bought with your sick winnings last week. I tried to calculate what a 3 team parlay on the money line would have amounted to and two of my teeth turned gold just looking at the result. ANYWAY. This week we've got the epic showdown ESPN has been touting as the 30th GAME OF THE CENTURY in the past 6 years, which almost inevitably means a sloppy game that somebody either pulls out unconvincingly or a blowout. My money's on the latter. LET'S GET TO IT:

1) Michigan at Ohio State (-7)

2) California at USC (-5.5)

3) Auburn (-3) at Alabama

4) Maryland at Boston College (-7)

5) Virginia Tech (-1.5) at Wake Forest

THURSDAY NIGHT THRILLER!

West Virginia (-10.5) at Pittsburgh

INTERESTING LINES
Tennessee (-9) at Vanderbilt -- Can Vandy make it two in a row?
Arkansas (-14) at Mississippi State -- Only a two touchdown favorite? They beat Tennessee by 17!
Miami (-3) at Virginia -- Oh how the mighty have fallen.