Long ago, when dragons that spit lasers roamed the lands, Steve Perry rode pterodactyls made of knives through righteous lightning storms, and Nebraska wasn’t a laughable football program, two brothers were immaculately conceived in an 81 Datsun in the shadow of Sanford Stadium with one destiny: to return football commentary to its old form; obsessive, cruel, full of errors, and substance abuse and dick jokes. And there's John who's a Miami fan, so we were surprised he could even spell.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

WEEK 6 POINTS AND REVIEW

As far as I'm concerned week 6 never happened. But for the sake of points and since it's the first time that things didn't go haywire for me (points wise) in the 4th quarter here are the scores.

Florida 23 LSU 10 - God I hate Tim Tebow. Noone called this right. Goose Eggs down the line.
RV - 0 FJ - 0 CO - 0

Michigan 31 Michigan State 10 - Yet another game that everyone called right down the line. Michigan State far from covered the spread. I'm with the virus, Michigan State is officially out of the points race. Unless they hit a bowl game. Which would be hilarious.
RV - 1 FJ - 1 CO - 1

California 45 Oregon 24 - For the first time Cal actually treats me right in the points. Virus and I called this one, but Caned One went for the ducks and got stomped.
RV - 3 FJ - 3 CO - 1

Texas 28 Oklahoma 10 - Red River who gives a fuckathon. Again. Everyone called this. Right down the line. Jesus.
RV - 5 FJ - 5 CO - 3

Iowa 47 Purdue 17 - The only game that Virus and I called differently and it happened to fall in my favor giving me my first skin in the last three weeks. We're going to have to figure out a new point system or else we're all going to have to get a lot more ballsy. This week was boring. Fuck Phil Fulmer.
RV - 6 FJ - 7 CO - 5

Total Standings:
Ralph Virus - 18
Football Jesus - 16
Severely Caned - 10

Skins:
Ralph Virus - 2
Football Jesus - 1
Severely Caned - 0

Fuck Phil Fulmer. Fuck Urban Meyer too, I hope we beat the shit out of you overrated panda scrotums. Sigh. Bitter.

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