Long ago, when dragons that spit lasers roamed the lands, Steve Perry rode pterodactyls made of knives through righteous lightning storms, and Nebraska wasn’t a laughable football program, two brothers were immaculately conceived in an 81 Datsun in the shadow of Sanford Stadium with one destiny: to return football commentary to its old form; obsessive, cruel, full of errors, and substance abuse and dick jokes. And there's John who's a Miami fan, so we were surprised he could even spell.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

WEEK 6 GAMES AND LINES

First things first, it's way too early in the morning to be doing this but I guess everyone else has had a crazy week as well so I'll step up and pick the 5 games and post the lines. The second thing everyone will notice, no the Georgia game will not be in the 5 games. Bias? Eat a bag of horse dicks. Of course I'm fucking biased. If Georgia was playing 5000 angels of God clad in armor made of pure light with Steve Perry as their quarterback and the ghost of Bear Bryant as their head coach I still couldn't choose against my boys so it's not fair to talk about that game. It will be boring to the 8 people that read this (it's 8 people right?) and god knows we can't lose anymore readers. With that said, here are the games I've chosen for ze week.

Thursday Game:
#17 Florida State @ N. Carolina State - Florida St. -10.5

Point Games

#7 Texas @ #14 Oklahoma - Texas -5.5

#9 LSU @ #5 Florida - Florida -1.5 (?!?!?!)

Michigan State @ #6 Michigan - Michigan -17

#11 Oregon @ #16 California - Cal -5.5

Purdue @ #19 Iowa - Iowa -10.5

Pride Picks

#13 Tennessee @ #10 Georgia - Tennessee -2.5

#22 Nebraska @ Iowa State - Nebraska -7

Whatever, pick what games you want and post the spread next to them. I've got some picks to make before I go into an allergy coma. BALLS.

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