Long ago, when dragons that spit lasers roamed the lands, Steve Perry rode pterodactyls made of knives through righteous lightning storms, and Nebraska wasn’t a laughable football program, two brothers were immaculately conceived in an 81 Datsun in the shadow of Sanford Stadium with one destiny: to return football commentary to its old form; obsessive, cruel, full of errors, and substance abuse and dick jokes. And there's John who's a Miami fan, so we were surprised he could even spell.
Quick update, apparently there's no permanent damage to Pollack, no damage to the spinal cord, and he has full feeling in all his extremities. He's expected to make a full recovery without surgery, but has been placed on injured reserve, so is out for the year. Good luck David, and get well soon.
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