Long ago, when dragons that spit lasers roamed the lands, Steve Perry rode pterodactyls made of knives through righteous lightning storms, and Nebraska wasn’t a laughable football program, two brothers were immaculately conceived in an 81 Datsun in the shadow of Sanford Stadium with one destiny: to return football commentary to its old form; obsessive, cruel, full of errors, and substance abuse and dick jokes. And there's John who's a Miami fan, so we were surprised he could even spell.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

I'd like to pour one out on the curb for Erk Russell, an old-school hardnosed sumbitch of a defensive coordinator who was instrumental in establishing success at two Georgia football powerhouses: UGA and Georgia Southern. Erk passed away after a car accident before the South Carolina game, and I hope Willie Martinez is using Erk's legacy as a sparkplug for that defense, because they've not given up a point since his death. Erk is a legend in Georgia athletics, and will be sorely missed.

Also, everybody send your good thoughts to one of the most beloved Georgia players in recent memory, perhaps second all time to Herschel, David Pollack, who suffered a broken neck. I don't know the details, but I'm assuming it happened in Sunday's game. It's heartbreaking to think of someone I watched play with such passion and enthusiasm for four years braced up in a hospital bed. I don't know what the prognosis is except he's out for the year, but join me in wishing him a speedy recovery and a return to the field to continue what was beginning to look like a very promising career.

I hope there won't be too many updates like this, but these two legends of Georgia football should be memorialized here, and should be in our thoughts when they suffer injuries as severe as David Pollack has. Glory glory boys.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

John...you write for the page, you don't have to comment on every post. ANYWAY, everyone knows David Pollack had his skeleton replaced with a bionic skeleton that completely repairs itself in under 13 hours. He's probably not even hurt, it's just a smoke screen while the government uses him to Delta Force 3 Osama Bin Laden. I've seen the Bourne Supremacy I know how this shit works. R.I.P. Erk. It'll take much more than a chipped neck bone to keep Pollack down for very long.

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