Ralph here, the reason to the Jeezy's rhyme, checking in with a review of what went on over this big time weekend. I'll be making picks in the future, but since the blog was launched during halftime of the noon game, I didn't exactly have time to get anything coherent together. On to the recap.

1) The most important team to this pair of bloggers, the Georgia Bulldogs, roll out a second straight shutout. Yeah, it was UAB, but still, 12 points in 3 games is pretty respectable, especially when one of the opposing coaches was the old ball darth visor too many fucking nicknames whiny-ass Steve Spurrier. There are few things more gratifying than seeing Spurrier try to yank his headphones off and end up with his visor yanked down over his eyes. He can't seem to remember that there's nothing on the top of a visor to keep it from going down over his face. I guess that's why he coached at Florida and South Carolina, so he could relate to his players on an intellectual level.

In any case, Stafford was solid again, threw another interception, and basically just didn't mess up too badly. Can he hang with a defense like Florida or Auburn? I don't think so yet. Maybe after he walks over Colorado he'll get some more decent experience.

2) One more chance to bust Spurrier's balls, South Carolina 27 - Wofford 20. I guess Smelley needs more grooming before he's the future of that club. All 3 of the Carolina faithful will be glad to see Brawling Blake Mitchell under center next week.

3) What the hell Notre Dame? I mean, what the hell? Jeezy called it, I'll give that to him, right down to the 3 INT line on Quinn (which I think I told him on the phone), but holy god. Charlie Weiss hasn't taken it up the ass that bad since he had to break up with Tom Brady to take the Notre Dame job. Kudos to the wolverines and their statue of a head coach for just a brilliant beat down.

4) When someone can explain Michigan State to me, I'd be more than willing to listen.

5) The Auburn - LSU game was BRUTAL to watch. I said at the beginning it might be 6-3, but I didn't want to be right. And why are people so high on Jamarcus Russell? Just because you can throw it really far doesn't mean you can throw it to someone, especially someone wearing the same jersey as you. For a guy with a cannon, he throws one of the worst deep balls I've ever seen. Randy Moss can't catch the shit he chucking downfield. If it wasn't for the defense, LSU would have shit and nothing as their options for winning games. For Auburn, the defense was ferocious, but again, Jamarcus Russell. The offense did just enough, Irons was solid and that QB stayed composed. Impressive performance by the now #2 Tigers.

6) Tennessee - Florida: Urban Meyer is a fucking idiot. Yes, he won the game, but he is going to get Chris Leak killed if he keeps trying to run option with him. The only bigger dumbass was John Chavous, Tennessee's defensive coordinator. Every damn time Tim Tebow came on the field, he ran a quarterback draw, and every damn time, he gained yardage. Even after the 6th run, Tennessee couldn't figure this strategy out. Meyer brings him in on 4th down, and I'd say the whole stadium knew he was running, but it is Tennessee, and they were probably wondering what kind of magic Urban Meyer was using to keep shifting his QB from black to white, but the whole world knew it was a run AND FUCK IF HE DIDN'T GET A FIRST DOWN. Also, 2 TD passes, both on the same pass play. I thought this Tennessee defensive coordinator was supposed to be one of the best in the country? Urban Meyer ran a pop warner style offense, and Tennessee was too fucking dumb to match them. Also? Erik Ainge. 1st pass. INT. He's a junior UT fans, so you've got 1 more year of this.

7) Bowden Bowl. FSU really sucks. Really, really sucks. Defense and special teams are all they have. I wonder if Bobby calls Mark Richt in the middle of the night sobbing, begging him to come back.

8) Tx Tech and TCU - Who fucking cares? But Tx Tech held to 3 points? That's impressive. So let's all forget about this.

9) Oregon and Oklahoma. What the fuck happened? My station took me away from this game with 6 minutes left and OK up 10. ORE somehow scores 14 points in 3 minutes and then blocks a fucking kick? Are you kidding me? Fuck you ABC. Eat shit and die.

10) USC and Nebraska - Everybody raise your hand if you picked Nebraska. Now go kill yourself, because you're too stupid to live. Jeezy only off by 1 point in his assessment here.

To wrap it up, Brady Quinn was my Heisman guy until I saw Steve Slaton again last Thursday. Holy shit. Adrian Peterson is not the best back in the country, I don't care what anybody says. I thought Slaton might break 400 if they left him in. That WVU offense is unstoppable. If they had a defense, they might be worth a shit.

Parting shot: to Miami: YOU FUCKING SUCK. 31-7???? FIRE LARRY COKER TODAY. I could win 10 games with the talent he has. The year he wont the title, they could have coached themselves, and probably would have won by more. Larry Coker is a fucking idiot who can't coach for shit. Call Denny Ericksson at Idaho. I'm sure he'd be willing to leave the land of potatoes behind to come back to South Beach. What's Butch Davis up to these days? Hell, I'll take the job. A retarded monkey could win more games than Larry Coker.